From: "Sarah Fry"
Subject: Galvanized
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 13:57:29 -0000

Do you sell galvanized buckets, these must be large for planting plants, this is for the outside garden


Ms. Fry,

TubAndPotClub.Com is not in the business of selling buckets. However, we are aggregators of container enthusiasts, ostensibly able to partner you with complimentary receptacle devotees.

We are NOT A DATING SERVICE either. Some people get weird ideas like that about The Tub and Pot Club when we use our curiously keyed up language in talking about our exclusive networking/container accommodation opportunities. However, these ideas are usually far-flung and often not even remotely true.

If you tell us a little more about these buckets, I'm sure we can help you.

Some people get worked up about this sort of thing you know.

That's why we're here. Our benefactor bequeathed a large sum of money to create The International Tub and Pot Foundation (DBA The Tub and Pot Club,) in order to aid individuals in tub and pot need. Indeed, she's somewhat of a senile old bag these days and exhibits little but "creative" control over the organization's "image" and what have you.

Were I lucky enough to have wherewithal sufficient to found an NPO likewise, I'd focus on something more environmentally and socially beneficial, like discovering a method to recycle human and/or bovine organic waste products.

Though until then, I'm more than happy working here.

Yours in service,


From: "Sarah Fry"
Subject: Re: Galvanized
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 17:51:40 -0000

Dont worry, we have not found a garden center that supply these.


Are we to understand that you've "not" found these buckets? Or was that just a typo, and you've noW found a source for said containers? We're a little perplexed here at Tub & Pot Central. (That's what we call our base of operations.)

Come to think of it, the "t" key is really not close enough to the "w" key to frequently cause the "now" to "not" typographical error. Hmmm. Maybe keyboards are a little different overseas?

Nonetheless, please advise.

We're here to help.



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